official-boob-posts:

twinkcommunist:

regularlesbian:

thetyrannosaur:

froody:

bartender: what’ll it be sir

me: uh kmac dune tits out

bartender:

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bro oh my god the rollup boob windows…. this is lost technology

im not even straight but if muad'dib right here doesnt stop that right now the shai'hulud won’t be the only massive worm he’ll have to tame

I really like that the titty windows aren’t in the movie at all, even a little

official boob post

mirrorbird:

bitegore:

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i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

this is GENUINELY one of the best character development sheets I’ve ever seen. Cuts right to the core of what you and your readers will glom onto, doesn’t waste time on details that don’t directly affect the narrative. Stupendous. Effervescent. Finally, some good fucking food

thesungod:

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

nav-ix:

tlt is insane it’s like what if there were a love story between a girl who is a lock and a girl who is a key. okay now what if it was a love triangle with the thing in the fucking box

froody:

froody:

froody:

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I don’t think this nurse understands the point of ERs tbh

“I’m really dehydrated. I think I might need an IV.”

“shut the fuck up! you don’t get to say what goes on in here. dumbass. idiot. fuckhead.”

nurse: the ER is I work in is run so badly that I cry every time I get off shift, we’re so understaffed, I can’t handle all the patients I’m assigned

patient: yes I totally agree, the ER is mismanaged and the level of patient care provided is dangerously bad, the wait times are not only inconvenient but potentially life-threatening, I had a very negative experience in the ER due to-

nurse: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP

becomingicarus:

curseworm:

curseworm:

i think that every child should have unrestricted access to thick blackberry brambles or some other delicious fruit that grows encased in a painful fortress. i think wading through thorns to reach the cluster of shining ripe berries you spied through a gap between the tangled vines teaches you something important. not sure what though

i just know no fruit has ever tasted as sweet as the ones i ate while bleeding under the blistering summer sun

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@crunch-barr do u know what ur tags r doing to me rn. this is the epitome of love

froody:

froody:

froody:

doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

are you going to study medicinal herbs and their cultivation or are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch 😩

going to shoot your way out of an infected cut, dumbass?

ghost-woods:

“Well, he means everything to me. […] I go back a long way with Quentin. I started writing The Magicians in 2004 – so 15 years ago – at a time when I was struggling really hard with depression. Quentin was me. I mean, we were both trying to find our way out if it, and for me it was happening with writing and for Quentin it was happening with magic. So, we kind if went through it all together. And, you know, in the books we both survived. Kind of a punch in the gut that he didn’t make it in the show.”

Lev Grossman answers the question “What does Quentin mean to you?” on The Physical Kids Weekly, episode 413

za-ra-h:

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Shadow ladies 🖤

commajade:

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this korean butch lady is so cool she legally changed her name to lesvos, a variation of lesbos the birthplace of sappho. which is also the name of her lesbian bar, the first one ever established in south korea in 1996.

link to article here

teratomarty:
“I NEED PRIVACY, NOT BECAUSE MY ACTIONS ARE QUESTIONABLE, BUT BECAUSE YOUR JUDGMENT AND INTENTIONS ARE.
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